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STORE  BUSINESS  REPORTS

A Canadian friend reports:
> A new supermarket opened near me. It has an automatic water
> misting device to keep produce fresh. Just before it turns
> on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of
> fresh rain.
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> When you pass the dairy case, you hear cows moo, and you
> experience the scent of fresh cut hay.
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> In the meat department, there is the aroma of charcoal
> grilled steaks and sausages.
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> In the liquor department, the fresh, clean, crisp smell of
> tapped Miller Lite.
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> When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and
> cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of
> bacon and eggs frying.
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> The bread department features the tantalizing smell of
> fresh baked bread and cookies.
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> I don't buy toilet paper there any more.
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